mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

200,319 notes

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

71,375 notes

screamandshout:

nintendard999:

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

image

It should say:

"You lied TO SOME PEOPLE. Because some people are not going into a STEM field. For people who are, that formula is the basis of some part of their studies and they have to know it by heart to do everything else.

image

429,347 notes
105,317 notes

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

461,719 notes
theme by modernise